The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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