Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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