I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Sorry about my life...
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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