Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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