Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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