Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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