sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
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