He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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