what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
we're so committed to being not committed
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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