I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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