singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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