i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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