worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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