so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
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She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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