idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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