You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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