No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
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