I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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