Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
This toilet bowl is my home.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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