Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
tell your sister to shave her snatch
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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