I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
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