fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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