Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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