if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
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