2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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