My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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