so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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