I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Farmville is her only friend.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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