He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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