It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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