Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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