North Korea, Best Korea!
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
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