doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
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