this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
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