Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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