So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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