I can text with my tongue
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
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