I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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