I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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