i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
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