Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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