my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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