I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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