I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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