I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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