The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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