is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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