I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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