I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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