I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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