It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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