My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Randomize
