Can i not drive my cunt home
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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