I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Welp...herpes.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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