Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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