I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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