we're blogging at a bar
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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