You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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