whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
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