think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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