I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Randomize